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y.rtle >> ha jo y.rtle >> my jimcr: inleedib. e shkeknoc od meut. ini th mk ofn y owntpares ro g otinmefor wh or eratev d an h-- iheope s doe.well j >>: immyarmy p -entsve- ha ve neenr beud prome of t , bu 'rtheyine th aking iboutt, ah yeah, ye. thand uyis g. ah ye. >> d youn id ainamazb.g jo u yotogot "k do meingsndn" a en ths. thi o,>> n - but- o >> gmaon, n. l alt.righ li [ laght erught ] n >>ouo, ye werinamazo.g to j >>: immy.yeah oo>> tw. slo or>> si'ry, e ll bkequicxtr ne me ti. >> my jimu : yo tknownehe o? th s ere' othatcene shone t ugh, er whu e yo-- it ig's nmehtti. n'i dontt wasp to itoil t , bu y >>eah. j >>: immyknyou owow hdo to . it gh hukm jac-an - >> as i wpi jumacng jask fl h in my d. min th asat wt wharuwas g nnin ugthroh. >> my jim c: soool. i t won'l spoihianytorng f you gu f ys ihayou t ven' iseent. ea>> yh. im>> jevmy: neeryo t watchhe . clip he tre'sgearon endrton a achugh jn kman iie t"eddhe e."eagl ta akeook l tats.hi >> orki w ongtelen rkmaandi l.ng ady?re b opegan t play oh y hea well el wyou l ho >> w
y.rtle >> ha jo y.rtle >> my jimcr: inleedib. e shkeknoc od meut. ini th mk ofn y owntpares ro g otinmefor wh or eratev d an h-- iheope s doe.well j >>: immyarmy p -entsve- ha ve neenr beud prome of t , bu 'rtheyine th aking iboutt, ah yeah, ye. thand uyis g. ah ye. >> d youn id ainamazb.g jo u yotogot "k do meingsndn" a en ths. thi o,>> n - but- o >> gmaon, n. l alt.righ li [ laght erught ] n >>ouo, ye werinamazo.g to j >>: immy.yeah...
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jo enury yo.self lc we eome,boverydy. we e.lcom jo enury yo.self la rex. lc wetoome e "thghtoniowt sh." u yo imadet. mayou t.de i ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] is thth is g e bi rtime ight .here bithe meg ti. re heha's wert ev iyonelks taing e to mt,abouco of , urse last ni waght e s thh tentblrepu ican tedebach whitu feaalred vel fi t ofemhe rngainidi cans.date th lley a a had o lotf te ininresting tho gs tsay. l at ieastnk thiy thedid. ifsee c youelan tl. >> al donayd pl--ing lk[ taoving acer eheh otr ] na dold? do , nalddei unndrstaes rul are hveryfoard u.r yo h>> ithave oois bk. on>> dald? t >> yhankorou f b theook. lk[ taoving acer eheh otr ] eo>> parple dle satcy wa hing dthise.ebat ta [ g lkin eoverotach ]her >> d holon. t leetme gan my iswern. la [ erught ] im>> jevmy: heen tls gir on b"theloacheerr" wkee liis "th w isooay th muca.dram" la [ erught ] is thto is cho mu. [ auapplse ] it c got.razy d anngduri d thee,ebatpl peoe no d ticee thera was n woma that ke crpt sngeamith in die au.ence li [ laght erught ] ye ah. rr so jy, iloust owve hs thiis go "ing
jo enury yo.self lc we eome,boverydy. we e.lcom jo enury yo.self la rex. lc wetoome e "thghtoniowt sh." u yo imadet. mayou t.de i ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] is thth is g e bi rtime ight .here bithe meg ti. re heha's wert ev iyonelks taing e to mt,abouco of , urse last ni waght e s thh tentblrepu ican tedebach whitu feaalred vel fi t ofemhe rngainidi cans.date th lley a a had o lotf te ininresting tho gs tsay. l at ieastnk thiy thedid. ifsee c youelan tl. >> al donayd pl--ing lk[...
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jo g inineamy te m, hs staron e thamhit ric sethes "lke waing de ad." u yoalcan eeso s i hime n thnew mo "tvie e riplhi9" ws ch iin ea th ftersarebruthy 26. t pu hyour tandsheogetr r fo [ eech ars andlappe us] >> pl my reeasu. >> my jimlo: khoue, yt wanto ub doisle ks? >> , ooh.yeah ll>> aht rig. im>> jalmy: ghl riowt, n , we hknowo ow t cplaydeharas. ea lach pgeyer tts agiurn ving si clent tlueseio thamr te.mate otwe gse 45 s condheon tck clo. e we'rg goino to d rfours ound h wortpoone eaint ch. ft fiunh ro ad isra chades doshowwn. oh h, yeah, yeah. yea teachgeeam hets te sam tclueo agivee t th tsameime. vewhoeesr guitses st firs get o twtspoin w andthins mee ga, d angeyou t-t a t.shir an>> dniny: ce. [ t lighhtlauger ] j >>: immyy,dann d why yon'tou t starffus o? d >>: annyriall hght,weere . go j >>: immycayou abn gr any mb nuer. d >>: anny agrabumny ni ber ?want >> my jime : thenaudiance w t to ohelput? >> ny danic: whmbh nuhoer si uld ?grab [ enaudihoce sg utin] ay ok. o >>ouh, dloble ok. dothe lubleook. where.e go >> g. son [ uglaerht ] da g.ncin i
jo g inineamy te m, hs staron e thamhit ric sethes "lke waing de ad." u yoalcan eeso s i hime n thnew mo "tvie e riplhi9" ws ch iin ea th ftersarebruthy 26. t pu hyour tandsheogetr r fo [ eech ars andlappe us] >> pl my reeasu. >> my jimlo: khoue, yt wanto ub doisle ks? >> , ooh.yeah ll>> aht rig. im>> jalmy: ghl riowt, n , we hknowo ow t cplaydeharas. ea lach pgeyer tts agiurn ving si clent tlueseio thamr te.mate otwe gse 45 s condheon tck clo....
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ta [ g lkin eoverotach ]her sryaneseacrint jo as us fter e thk.brea reyou' c the!hamp ee[ chndrs ala app]use (m hman) ham. wdot ou y think? an(str gger)moood '!rnin to (s.are ptt.) aonentipp shoers, the'era s stloou cinple then'mepas dentrtme. (v explore it in a surubacr reosstk. lo.ve it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. yifavou hlee alcorgy tinges on.. ge.to lit re ef,an ngythifa is amir ge. in uctrodrhing orinoc t al y lergyspra thefromer makyrs of z.tec rfulpoweie relf from alnasal y sylergmsmpto, da all d aly anghl nit.tr w rhy neorinocalt splergy ray. muddle no more 3d ouch tn ohoneips 6sponretodsre the pofssure r fi you.ngerso an you ca to do n ofuf st lf in a lottiess .me l likeat aook e sitwi gothout to iing t. u yodo pcan yrettch muth everyfasting er. oo sh stutingff. musi ufc stf. co shuch .opping sshoeg.hoppin in runng. ki nd of. chec akingt flighn from al.emai m i'g peekinlighmy ft. noi'm ekint pe fg mylight. m i'ing peek.wmy..ait, edi missflig my ht. ow osl phot. se dehotort ps. ot phf...os o hidolpns! gha hite-sg ppinn.ma pi a zz.gifs 'sit f allteasth
ta [ g lkin eoverotach ]her sryaneseacrint jo as us fter e thk.brea reyou' c the!hamp ee[ chndrs ala app]use (m hman) ham. wdot ou y think? an(str gger)moood '!rnin to (s.are ptt.) aonentipp shoers, the'era s stloou cinple then'mepas dentrtme. (v explore it in a surubacr reosstk. lo.ve it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. yifavou hlee alcorgy tinges on.. ge.to lit re ef,an ngythifa is amir ge. in uctrodrhing orinoc t al y lergyspra thefromer makyrs of z.tec rfulpoweie relf from alnasal y...
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sa i atw th w the hhite ouse jo sinedhanapcstt yey.erda ch [ ]eers ait'sat gretf plafoorm e r th wh hoite beuse e causntmomes af yoter keu maro a p, miseit ma llgicasay dirsppea. ee[ chndrs ala app]use ait's tboutime. 's itfe perct. re heom's swse neut abo the ec el.tion i thsaw enat b j and'serry ice ea crntm wa ms toa ake orflav sp in biredrny beanie s.ders ee[ chrs ] in bee g, w bknowe erni hwillate f iteior boong th. ric la [ erught a anduspplae ] ju nost katw thor bef ge itets ma de. s >>: teveritoo ch. >> my jimem: sekes liot a l of pe aopleetre g btingd ehin nd saers. acin fomt, thomy cf ng oec"cheh d ang"chonou ann tncedhehat is su tipporerng bsanie s nderfor idpresent. [ t lighhtlauger ] ye ah. op peerle wkee lihy, "w?" toand chmmy isong e, liky "wh at whn?, ma" la [ erught ] hy "w y areupou sinportg rn beie?" er "bs nie'henot mare, n." ug[ la ]hter o marco'rubimps ca saignaid th t at ictexpe ls tothose e t firs sfours tatehein t arprimecy els,tion h bute ksthint thaanhe c t winhe no timinanyon away. wh isich t sorikof lt e no ge g ttinsea roth on che ba elor beand liing "cke, me
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l.a,reid mu c siomfroj jo. fe uratg ine th8gan bwid th ssrul elmisi.ns ch[ aeersppnd ae laus] di landes atl gen, emen se eyth mers! ee[ chndrs ala app]use et>> sooh: gend ev eing,onverye. m i' mseths.eyer th s is ie "latt.nigh" w hoveis edyrybong doiig tonht? ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] nt fac astieato hr. le get's tt toewhe ns.
l.a,reid mu c siomfroj jo. fe uratg ine th8gan bwid th ssrul elmisi.ns ch[ aeersppnd ae laus] di landes atl gen, emen se eyth mers! ee[ chndrs ala app]use et>> sooh: gend ev eing,onverye. m i' mseths.eyer th s is ie "latt.nigh" w hoveis edyrybong doiig tonht? ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] nt fac astieato hr. le get's tt toewhe ns.
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t a jo i' e prll bmmogra ging ate. i oh j got a, ob tooazat z.zies en(frip)ds gas th p whe apyoere puu uit frtst haim on anals? vei lo that! gu llys, i'writ be coing de hthatpselhi macs neuncomme.icat erru(intg)ptinju i zist zazou.ed y(p vibhones)rate ok lo! at it (f dsriene) giggl n i cas,do dog hamsters, guinea pigs... you na it.me i'm going to transform the way e thd worlworks. ud(proly) ograi pr tmmedt.hat ha d ancan i cdoaba aslome.ns lli'lp be heturbing inesr powe.cities put i rba tu aine on cat. (f oriendsndoh a) ahh n i cakemaos htapi rls muneoref cifi..ently. ee[ chndrs ala app]use j >>: immyneour uext gst hecruscod rewirds isth hut deb nu ombern ne iou68 cesntri. ch [ ]eers ye ah! re heh witexthe ivclusrle wod em pr oieres f hisonew ng t' "iu"s yoth, wiit a lhetle lp om fr r the, oots igive ft upor za yn! ee[ chndrs ala app]use g sheheot s s gotothe g he n r owonreass fo lkr tatoing me s onhe dhe't s't don doshe n't ne i ed nd aan i cel't tu l yowhy be e causramy bin ca eqn't iuate t t meell r youlies be e ca
t a jo i' e prll bmmogra ging ate. i oh j got a, ob tooazat z.zies en(frip)ds gas th p whe apyoere puu uit frtst haim on anals? vei lo that! gu llys, i'writ be coing de hthatpselhi macs neuncomme.icat erru(intg)ptinju i zist zazou.ed y(p vibhones)rate ok lo! at it (f dsriene) giggl n i cas,do dog hamsters, guinea pigs... you na it.me i'm going to transform the way e thd worlworks. ud(proly) ograi pr tmmedt.hat ha d ancan i cdoaba aslome.ns lli'lp be heturbing inesr powe.cities put i rba tu aine...
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: no pl[ ap ]ause im>> jlomy: , oserreyou' -- ofone b theurig sesprist las ni waght ios oher govnor jo ashn kwhich meo case in cond thfor pue reanblics. csomerieleb atiesvere en st ngartisu to t ppor ehim,ven ldarnowa schegrzenger. we hoa ver esspokfoman r arschwggzeneaier s'sd it a notn tu acndal emeorsent. en whed ask, whyarschwggzeneer ra aff id oarhilly." [ htlauger ] "y otou vw e howayou nt. wa i o nt t."live t buarschwggzeneoeer dals rely se ntem ihno joic kash. in t facneat ont poiev he en to asld k "ich,aryou e e th interm."ator gh[ liugt la ]hter mi soght a und lelitt r- fahefetcutd, bic kas h is alactu lly aloot ctoser ng bei th rme teorinatn thaofany the ot caher atndides. s let'hosee eyw thck sta up. as "ha ta la,visty" babhi is s ca hrtchpase. r folddonamp trust "ha a la a,vistie babs s" ihis mi imiogratann pl. la[ htug ]er seyou ye --eeou st whai'm sa ?ying ey th--'re s >>: teve.yeah arcomphiing tm tohe rm teorinat. im>> jalmy: ghl riext, nhet, t te atrminilor wopl stno at g thin ccto aisompls h hiiomissn. caben wrsonstill t op ainnothg in m thee iddl hof aayallw. [ htlau
: no pl[ ap ]ause im>> jlomy: , oserreyou' -- ofone b theurig sesprist las ni waght ios oher govnor jo ashn kwhich meo case in cond thfor pue reanblics. csomerieleb atiesvere en st ngartisu to t ppor ehim,ven ldarnowa schegrzenger. we hoa ver esspokfoman r arschwggzeneaier s'sd it a notn tu acndal emeorsent. en whed ask, whyarschwggzeneer ra aff id oarhilly." [ htlauger ] "y otou vw e howayou nt. wa i o nt t."live t buarschwggzeneoeer dals rely se ntem ihno joic kash. in t...
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an othenurn th wsday ge'veot adeadomnd c.pany ee[ chndrs ala app]use th 'sathe tra gfutedel itad wh jo ayhn mer. , yeahthand e ey'ra gonnomdo se .jams d tv.ebut d an cthennglosi t outeehe wk 'r wenne govea hape a s, cial sp l eciaorperfe manc from lt mu gipley rammnenomie e th we .eknd so s it'a gonnoobe gred he. wgoodineek . l.a ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] bu rst fifit, j uningnis to ght, e onurof oor favguite .ests e thstnicee , thiefunnanst m in e thd.worl 's hek bacugas minatu s thinew qu sezoel "deolan"r 2. ll wire fers ll i therehtonig. [ rschee a anduspplae ] t can' tbeatguhat y. >> my jimu : yot can' hbeatim. 's he o onee f thiefunnudst des er ev. 'r wenne go sa dohiometunng f la inter s thehow. i yhopenjou et,oy it whawe do . th i --ink s, plulo we erve h so .much fr bcom nth's "ice voe," ch inristuia ag ileraops dr ping in. ee[ chndrs ala app]use h wegrave geat, mreat usic ni toght. 2 nzchai l andayil wne! te>> syeve: ah! ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] im>> jthmy: bat'sig. at thxc's eg.itin s >>: teve ocomehan, tt's ex ngciti. >> im j: myw hon fu tiss?hi e we'r iherea.n l. >> ve sted :
an othenurn th wsday ge'veot adeadomnd c.pany ee[ chndrs ala app]use th 'sathe tra gfutedel itad wh jo ayhn mer. , yeahthand e ey'ra gonnomdo se .jams d tv.ebut d an cthennglosi t outeehe wk 'r wenne govea hape a s, cial sp l eciaorperfe manc from lt mu gipley rammnenomie e th we .eknd so s it'a gonnoobe gred he. wgoodineek . l.a ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] bu rst fifit, j uningnis to ght, e onurof oor favguite .ests e thstnicee , thiefunnanst m in e thd.worl 's hek bacugas minatu s thinew qu...
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u yottgolia ensto te thd.en b myerrothe,, jo i ande wer inplayacg blk kjacr late that ni ght. b myerroth w joeikas lmie, "ke, cayou don't t. tha i and "igo, w. kno i thwas alere so." ug[ la ]hter thand twese meo women car ove heto tck bla tjack, ableeai swr th s is i.true d an sthey yaid,uyou goks loing dafor tes? gwell wuesshat? asit w s thetwame meo woomn fr shthe ow. [ uglaerhtnd app ausla]e j>>myimyo: weu rre!ight yo reu weht rig! a >>hend trey weke hoors! j >>: immyyes! yo veu haig a ro ht tthsay at! u yo rwere tighthohe wimle te! nd>> awe as s haditex wosh the >> my jim, : no, no, nokemi. no no, mi, , ke.no th nat'sruot te. wa , itopstst, .op 'sthat t notrue. u yoysgumi, bkebiiriagl. ee[ chndrs ala app]use u yoa gotteego san "thd k gofor ke jot s" alythe ednn re grav ea ththter h roug29may th. ocomeudn, bdy. vei lo. you if 'r you se at bouthy ut sot,hwessu be o re tk checout "d ton't think,"wicet' thas s hi e.movi l we'lacbe bthk wi a pe a marforfrnce kaom fgs twi. d ans she't!grea hi. ..hi. i lo yver paous.nt th ks.an es thnts e pareare spally teaking.o me i can t look
u yottgolia ensto te thd.en b myerrothe,, jo i ande wer inplayacg blk kjacr late that ni ght. b myerroth w joeikas lmie, "ke, cayou don't t. tha i and "igo, w. kno i thwas alere so." ug[ la ]hter thand twese meo women car ove heto tck bla tjack, ableeai swr th s is i.true d an sthey yaid,uyou goks loing dafor tes? gwell wuesshat? asit w s thetwame meo woomn fr shthe ow. [ uglaerhtnd app ausla]e j>>myimyo: weu rre!ight yo reu weht rig! a >>hend trey weke hoors! j...
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. >> jo hartley. >> jo hartley. >> jimmy: incredible. she knocked me out. i think of my own parents rooting for me or whatever and -- i hope he does well. >> thanks, man. >> you did a brilliant job. >> jimmy: my parents -- have never been proud of me, but they're thinking about it, yeah, yeah. and this guy. yeah. >> you did an amazing job. you got to do "kingsmen" and then this. >> no, but -- >> go on, man. all right. [ light laughter ] >> no, you were amazing too. >> jimmy: yeah. you know. >> too slow. time. >> jimmy: you know the one? there's that one scene though, where you -- it's nighttime. i don't want to spoil it, but you know what happens. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know how to do it. hugh jackman -- >> i was jumping jack flash in my mind. that was what was running through. >> jimmy: so cool. i won't spoil anything for you guys if you haven't seen it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: everyone watch the clip. here's taron egerton and hugh jackman in "eddie the eagle." take a look at this. >> working on telemark landing. ready? began top play oh yeah well well you >> w
. >> jo hartley. >> jo hartley. >> jimmy: incredible. she knocked me out. i think of my own parents rooting for me or whatever and -- i hope he does well. >> thanks, man. >> you did a brilliant job. >> jimmy: my parents -- have never been proud of me, but they're thinking about it, yeah, yeah. and this guy. yeah. >> you did an amazing job. you got to do "kingsmen" and then this. >> no, but -- >> go on, man. all right. [ light...
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the other hand, supermans super st lik [ lalahter interresting deb cheers and applause ^ last n nht, jo kash said s favovote presidint was orge eashington -- [ [ ght laughter ] because could have be esident forever but steppe down after two ter. while trump said his favorit present was george washington 'cause h halso wore a fafaastiti wiwi [ laughterer [ growling ] wn boy, dogo b#b [ lit [ light t t t er ] nerececcus* trum hing a shl in his x rere theheheump spd tweetat mneylean election. , nald tmp is fiti withthitt romney. even the oscars we're ke, that's too mucuc teve: come on. we don't need it. >> jimmy thth too white. in a new interview, dona trump'sife,e,elania, said that she speaksksnglili, italn, french and german. whwhh good 'cause ishe e ever becomes first lady y e'll need to ologize for her husbd in at let the four languages. [ laught ] thqhqhl come in handy. [ applauau ] > s sve: _o start. >> jimmy: it's a gooootalent to have. someore election news. the uth carolina demrac primary is saturday and hillary c,intotoholds a a double-dit lead over bernie sananrs in the stste. w
the other hand, supermans super st lik [ lalahter interresting deb cheers and applause ^ last n nht, jo kash said s favovote presidint was orge eashington -- [ [ ght laughter ] because could have be esident forever but steppe down after two ter. while trump said his favorit present was george washington 'cause h halso wore a fafaastiti wiwi [ laughterer [ growling ] wn boy, dogo b#b [ lit [ light t t t er ] nerececcus* trum hing a shl in his x rere theheheump spd tweetat mneylean election. ,...
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i mean, they want georton's jo so, i'm me of the prs, anwe'rsupposed to press. >> jimmy: yeah >> s if they're wohy. [ chee and alaus] >> jimmy: yodo that. and thenhe nt day,he whole thing d trump was tweeti and things, and it ju g o of contl. >> i heardyeah. [ laughter ] >>immy: you handled it ver well by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and, hercomes the nexte. wellthis is prob, at? the seventh p bate was last week bk onox, anthey anunced that youe morati, one the morators aga, and nald trump goe "i'm t." and you go, ait, wt?" and he goeah, m ou this. if meg kellys involved, i don'-- no." >> well, he saidwas about me, and th he saidt was about statement my boss put out. likeguapper on the floor. [ laughter ] there were a lot of ass at he gave, but i don't know exactly why he didn't show up. >> jimmy: really? >> but he did noshow up in e en >> jimmy: did he not have any idea that you would be involved? >> he knew. fox announced it back in august. and the, they re-announced in cember. but it wn't unl e weeke bahai in really dawnedhim that we were goi tgoga light lauger ] d once ain, al
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so i write a jo -- i said, "how about this joke?" they told me i couldn't do any mockery, any ridiculing, insults. . so the guy goes, "but wait. if you leave, who will then do the show?" [ laughter ]o." i said, "i'm not really leaving." and then the comedy guy goes, "magnus, the amusement is that e." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a nightmare.gh it. it was just -- and you know the nobel peace prize committee, the room was very small where ards. and it's like, you know when you watch "star trek" and have the federation of planets. there's a guy with a pointed h a a dashiki, another guy with -- >> jimmy: it's a great gig. >> but it's i mean there's -- there's only five million people in all of norway. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. it's like an apartment in new york.ond -- you know. and people are friendly and it's very -- it was a wonderful experience. >> jimmy: so, you'd go back and do it again. t again. sure. sure. >> jimmy: would you do our show again? >> i'm doing it again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not only are you -- >> i just did it aga
so i write a jo -- i said, "how about this joke?" they told me i couldn't do any mockery, any ridiculing, insults. . so the guy goes, "but wait. if you leave, who will then do the show?" [ laughter ]o." i said, "i'm not really leaving." and then the comedy guy goes, "magnus, the amusement is that e." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a nightmare.gh it. it was just -- and you know the nobel peace prize committee, the room was very small where ards....
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so my ds don't my ki don'tave to fore, got two jo to pay a rt, and i've also goa brain. life's sho, lk is cheap. i'll be rking while yoslee l ink i've got a b you think a resume enough? who'll step up when things g tough? t you wa thand of brain? you're gonna wt soonlike me. but on if u have brain appear faster other sk no w. now, there's new chapstitotaats 10aturagfyfoay ovo ovalie moreoufulooking li.chapstickput yours fit and t mole got, zero. verizon also wonir in e us for tallpe, anreabit a ant t,ex [ eers and applae ] >> jimmy: our next guetars on the hugely popular show "ptty le liars,"hich airssday 8:00 m. on eeform. th's right, eeform. th is the new name forbc family. they changed the name like two days ago. so now it's called freeform, just in ca you're like, "what is he talking abou" it's abc family,o it's called freerm now esyst 00 p.m. please welcome our pal, cy hale, ladies d gentlemen. >> jimmy >> jimmy: that's what i'm lking about. hey. u lookorgeous. >>hank you for treeform shouout. the publicists are probably very happy aut that. >>immy: ohgood -- no. yo
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i jo i'll be programming at ge. oh iot a job too, zes. (friends gp) the p where you put fruihats on animals? i love that! guys, i'll bcode that helps machines communicate. (ierruptin just zazzied you. (phone vibrates) look at it (fridsiggle) doogs, hamste, guineaigs... you name it. i'm ing to transform t way e worlworks. (proudly) i ogrammed that hat. and i can do casaba melons. this isn aompetition! [ eers and applause ] >>im: >> jimmy: our next guest crusd records with his debutngle "pillowtalk", hitting numbern 68 countries. [ cheers ] yeah! he with the exclusive world premiere of his new so t'you", aittle he from theoots, give it up for za! [ chee a applause he ghe sheot her own reasons folking to me she she don't she don't she n't ve ---- out what ne i cyou y my b eqte it telmeoulii just'tac it'sou it's you 's you 's y it you 's you i w i ion i won cover the ars i'llet 'em bed so msilee so ence't mistakefor peace worn'sto make it tell me your lies it's it's y it's you t's you 's you it's y it'sou it's you c ldt 's a lesn ev had tlear
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. >> jimmy: thank you for joing us! bill maher! >> sure,ure,ure. greato see you. >>immy: goodo see you. >>ongratulat on your -- [ bleep , it was fantastic. >> jimmy: thanyou. in frontf each ousre two vepes or envelopes cont cions confeciones. [ lighlaughter ] one of the eelop is soing that actually happen to us in realife. the second velopes a a lie. once y read the confsion ether u ha been lying or telling thtruth. you get one turn each, let's gearte za, yollo fit. zh: oy. >> jimmy: bill, which vepe should zacopen? >> two, obviously. >>immy: obviously, two, yeah. oh, you nervous? >> zh: i a little nervous, yeah i dragged him -- >> jimmy, no, that's okay. >> zach: c i hava dr o this? jimmy: that's a special efct. >> zach: oh, sry. >> jimmyto makit look like -- [ laughter ] zh: bill thout it was something se and gotery excited. zacand i are -- we ar very familiawith ts picture. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, welcome to california, yeah. >>t t thach clip right ont, the >>immy: fantastic. [ ch ] [ light laughter ] >> zacdisappoiin very disappoinng. [ laughter ] >> jimm
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joing my joining my team, hstars on e hit amc series "e walking dead." you can also see him ie new "tripl9" which iin thea fruary 26th. puyour hanogethefo norman reedu [ cheersnd applause ] >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: khloe, you want to double kiss? >> ooh, ah. >> all right >> jim: all righ now, we know how to play charades. each player ge an giving lelueso their temate. we got 45 secondon the clock. 're going to do four rounds woh one point each. h rounis a charades showdown. oh yea yh,ea ea tge the samclue to give at the same time. whoever guesses it fir get twpots and wins thgame, and you t t-shir >> danny: nice. [ lit laughter ] >>immy: danny, why don't you art ff? anny: all right, here we go >> jimmy: you n grab any >> danny: gr any number i want? >> jim: the audienceant to he out? >> danny: which number should i gr? [ dience shouting ] okay. >> oh, dou >> oh, double ok >> jimmy: double kiss,ou got the double look. heree go. >>ong. [ laught ] dancing. dancin skipng. breaking.[ laughter juing jacks. im: i ink i know wha this is. >> danny: yeah. >> shut
joing my joining my team, hstars on e hit amc series "e walking dead." you can also see him ie new "tripl9" which iin thea fruary 26th. puyour hanogethefo norman reedu [ cheersnd applause ] >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: khloe, you want to double kiss? >> ooh, ah. >> all right >> jim: all righ now, we know how to play charades. each player ge an giving lelueso their temate. we got 45 secondon the clock. 're going to do four rounds woh one point each....